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Subject:(F) Special Edition Barbies designed with the unmarried male VW aficionado in mind!
From:Chris Stann
Date:Fri, 10 May 2002 14:34:36 -0500

Beetle Barbie � Although she�s not the cutest, and a bit spartan, she�s
compact, thrifty and knows how to get around the block.  Just don't call her
a cheap date!  Beetle Barbies do not drip, they mark their spot.

Squareback Barbie � She�s mid-sized, zippy, and comes with a huge trunk.
Just look at that back!  She takes larger loads than Beetle Barbie and will
not whine in the process.

Barn-Door Barbie � With a much larger capacity than either Beetle or
Squareback Barbie, the Barn-Door Barbie can be loaded up and will last all
day.  For the ultimate hands-on experience she comes with an extra-large
rear access panel and a slot for manual starting.

Bay-window Barbie � She comes with a one-piece windshield for a better view
up front and better headlights.  This disco-momma is full of 70�s flavor and
says she looks good in Area-57-green!

Vanagon-Barbie � She�s a bit square but a lot faster than our previous
Barbies.  She comes in many configurations that can handle up to eight
people at the same time.  Whoa!  Some have known to leak prematurely, but
you won�t mind once you�ve been for a ride!

New Beetle-Barbie � What can we say?  She�s a fast one and comes with an
optional turbo blower.  Reminiscent of our original Beetle Barbie but she�s
augmented to attract maximum attention.  This Barbie will keep you grinning
for days.  Make you co-workers jealous!

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