

| Subject: | Re: Only in America...?? |
| From: | Ben McCafferty |
| Date: | Wed, 8 May 2002 09:09:32 -0600 |
Yep, you'll find many of these on www.urbanlegends.com and/or www.darwinawards.com. The McDonald's coffee case was quickly overturned, by the way.... bmc :) "Faith will move mountains, but you'd better bring a shovel...." > From: Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM> > Reply-To: Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM> > Date: Wed, 8 May 2002 09:04:52 -0500 > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: Re: Only in America...?? > > People have an unusual tendency to believe nearly everything they read on > the internet without considering the source. The story about the moron in > Winnebago setting his cruise to fix coffee is a well known hoax. > > PEOPLE, GET A LIFE! > > >> We COULD say "Thank whatever, it could only happen in America." But >> is that the case? Most legal systems ane not so different from that >> of the US... >> ******************************************************************* > > >> The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. In 1994, a New >> Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella >> Liebeck, who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks >> after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired > an >> annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the >> U.S. >> >> The ones listed below are clear candidates. All of these cases are >> verging on the outright ridiculous and yet with the right attorney you > could >> win anything! >> >> 1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 >> by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who >> was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were >> understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving > little >> boy was Ms. Robertson's son. >> >> 2. June 1998: 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and >> medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. >> Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the >> car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. >> >> 3. October 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was >> leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was >> not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener > was >> malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting >> the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on >> vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. >> He subsisted on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food he found. >> He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue >> mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars. >> >> 4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded > $14,500 >> and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door >> neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in >> yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might >> have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams, who was >> shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. >> >> 5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber >> Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft > drink >> and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson >> threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. >> >> 6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the >> owner of a night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the > bathroom >> window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred >> while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room >> to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental >> expenses. >> >> . . . . . And the winner is: >> >> Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski >> purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, >> having entered the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly >> left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. >> Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr >> Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he >> couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. >> (Winniebago actually changed their handbooks on the back >> of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons > buying >> their vehicles.)...any of youse done this in yer Vanagons? > ******************************************************************** > > Is there no way to hold courts responsible for their insane actions? >
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