In a message dated 5/11/02 9:09:41 AM, CTONLINE@webtv.net writes:

<< You are now waaaaay up on top for the stupidest human trick award---- >>

Mr. Know-It-All,

Hello!  Did somebody forget to take their "nice" pill this morning?  Even
***you***, who knows everything, would have made the same mistake if you had
not been informed otherwise!

I may receive the Stupidest Human Trick Award, but you are not even eligible
for a ***human*** trick award.

Formerly a friend,

Mr. Smithers (to ***only*** you, Terry)