You're kidding, right.

Please tell me you are kidding.

--gmb

-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM] On Behalf
Of Ronald Gregory Smithers
Sent: Saturday, May 11, 2002 8:58 AM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: Warning!!! Check Your Speedometer

What a busy, busy day I had yesterday and I learned something very
important.
 Everyone, check your speedometers!!!!  They may be showing the speed in
kilometers per hour and that is ***much*** different from miles per
hour!

My dear friend, Thor, and I tried to take the Vanagon to be detail
cleaned
and polished yesterday. After driving on the four lane highway for a few
miles, Thor, who was following me, started to flash the headlights like
an
insane man.  Not knowing what was wrong and more than a ***little***
panicked, it was all I could do to pull over without wrecking.  I jumped
out
expecting something to be drastically wrong only to be told by Thor, in
a
rather snippy tone, that I was driving too slowly.  Although I kept
going
faster and faster, this same scene was acted out by us twice more in ten
miles.  By the third time we stopped, Thor was having a
***hissyfit****!!!
As I thought I had been driving at an absolutely terrifying 85 miles per
hour, we decided that my speedometer must be broken.

Instead of the car detail shop, we dropped the Vanagon at the Volkswagen
dealership.  My spirits were lifted when we returned to pick up the
Vanagon
because there is nothing wrong with the speedometer mechanism. :)  It is
only
that the speedometer shows the speed as kilometers per hour which is
slower
than miles per hour.  Look on the face of your speedometer; if it says
"km/h", drive faster.  I know this is hard to believe, but it will show
100
(!!!!) when you are going sixty miles per hour.  Paco, the mechanic,
explained it all to me.  Also, he was very excited about my van and he
would
like to buy it whenever I sell it.  You meet the ***nicest*** people
when you
are driving a Vanagon!

Pinky