I have on TURD, "PASS NOW, it's a Volkswagen", "Honk if anything falls off"
and "Place hand HERE to push start"  as well as "Duct tape is like the
force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe
together".  My favorite is the fact that it has advanced seem rot and tons
of sponsor stickers such as Fram, Bars-Leak, Empi, Bosch, Yeasu, Hemmings,
as well as both magazines..  I've always wanted a sticker machine.  Might
even help hold the panels on.

Chris Smith

Montgomery, IL
Audio Visual / Meeting Technology Freelance Services.

At 10:15 AM 5/15/02, Jeremy Speer wrote:
>Ok, after driving my van for a couple thousand miles in and around the Twin
>Cities of Minnesota and western Wisconsin, I've arrived at two bumper
>stickers I'd like to either find or have made up.
>
>1) Don't Tailgate: IT WON'T HELP!
>
>2) You're behind a Vanagon. Deal with it.
>
>There is a very nice dark green 70's Westy I see now and then that has the
>following stickers:
>
>"0-60 Eventually"
>
>"Never get behind a Bus"
>
>"Honk if something falls off"
>
>I've been using my van as my daily driver for a couple of weeks now. I come
>in to work fairly early, so the traffic is usually light.
>
>Going home, however, traffic frequently very heavy even by my former New
>York City standards. Every day without fail there is some butt-head right on
>my tail down the freeway entrance ramp. Once we get to the freeway they
>immediately zoom out into traffic (ignoring any of those annoying lines that
>happen to be painted on the road surface) and shoot past me.
>
>But.... also nearly without fail, after an exit or two, I end up passing the
>former tailgating butt-head for some reason. Frequently it is because they
>have been boxed in somehow. Can't help but smile when I see that.
>
>Regards,
>
>-jspeer
>
>'89 Westy, "Mystery Machine"