Boggles.  Leave on the headlights, turn off the ignition, a large liverwurst
mallet whaps you on the side of the head, ding!

I disconnect the electro-nag.  just pull the whiner out of the relay panel.
Bingo! Doggone nag-gone.

Install the timer from a modern car and the lights turn off by themselves ~
30sec after you close the door.  Clever, those injunears.

What kind of a noise annoys a noisy oyster?

pensioner (no electro nag)