Yep,

I learned from the best-----

Old A. Grebnefftowski, the Polish Rube Goldberg of NZ  taught me all---

Especially how to blow beets, at the thought of morphodite Vanagons---

Hey---just for fun--I think I'll go look at the BIG dollar Frankenstein
twisted sister, at E-Bay--and check out the scrap yard prices the
Subagon is now bringing----!!!!

A real good exersize on how to waste some time and money ---

  A. Grebnefftowski scribbles; ---

Does this include a barf bag with it?
Gag , cough, burp, Erp---Phooey !!!

Yup. Needed with every CTONLINE posting.