Gentlemen, ladies, lighten up a little bit here, we are talking about wiperblades,
not a new engine or transmission replacement. :-)

Here are two possible suggestions to solve the BIG BLADE problem.
If it is raining, stay home, or perhaps a part time job might be in order here if affordability is a problem.
This thread is almost as unbelievable as the one about tire preasure...........  :-) 

With warmest regards.
clarence