Matthew's place?  Just sniff around for the coffee and listen for high
winds.

Sad to say.  A mil-spec buddy of mine lived near Sandpoint in a ~150 yr old
house.  There weren't any locks even if you wanted to lock 'em.  The ancient
massey-ferguson tractor had no key, just an on-off.  A backwards society,
them rural yokels.  Not smart enough to steal a MF, had to climb in the
windows to burgle, like they saw in the movies...;o)

Did you ever wonder about all those anti-virus folks and how they seem to
have many many updates to catch each new virus usually at a price, weekly?
How do they get the jump on the "crackers" to develop the antidotes so
fast...Need any tiger repellant?  If I sold tiger repellant I'd need a stock
of tigers to develop the need...

But then here in the city we don't have to put diapers on the chickens to
keep the owls offn em.

Why one year up thar near lac Pend Orielle, the snow got so deep they had to
take a dump in a shotgun and shoot it out the chimney...so I hears

Chris, the reason you can't afford a TiiCo, is clearly that you have your
capital tied up in wheels tires and ladders. ;o)  Sorry, couldn't resist.

pensioner (whose 165Kmi syncro westie sports an alarm system AND a battery
disconnect but leaks enough oil that you'd be hard pressed to escape)