I think it goes more like this:
Mike miller has a Vanagon Waser Boxer Hearse and the trip to the cemetery
takes two weeks but it doesn't matter because your body has been
accidentally switched with Ben Laden and you wind up with his 75 or
whatever virgins and he winds up with your unpaid for cemetery spot and
is evicted but your surviving family members won't pick up the body and
it becomes a scarecrow in the latest Steven Spielberg version of The
Wizard Of Oz only it don't walk around. Just stands there with a stick up
its ass.

Stan

On Fri, 14 Jun 2002 17:21:30 EDT Ben T <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM> writes:
> In a message dated 6/14/02 2:17:49 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> killer_jupiter@HOTMAIL.COM writes:
>
> << And he who dies with the most cars wins. >>
>
> I thought that was supposed to be: "He who gets he most cars gets
> the girls.
> Then you die." Damn that MIke Miller. He never told me the cars had
> to
> run..........
>
> BenT
>

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