In a message dated 6/14/02 3:12:33 PM Pacific Daylight Time, wilden1@JUNO.COM
writes:

<< I think it goes more like this:
 Mike miller has a Vanagon Waser Boxer Hearse and the trip to the cemetery
 takes two weeks but it doesn't matter because your body has been
 accidentally switched with Ben Laden and you wind up with his 75 or
 whatever virgins and he winds up with your unpaid for cemetery spot and
 is evicted but your surviving family members won't pick up the body and
 it becomes a scarecrow in the latest Steven Spielberg version of The
 Wizard Of Oz only it don't walk around. Just stands there with a stick up
 its ass. >>

Stanthule, you rude man. Stop picking on my buddy Michelle Miller. This man
just came back from a harrowing experience in his WeTsty. He even survived
and encounter with Terrence K. Hoover of the Chicago FBI (please don't ask me
what it REALLY means).

At any rate, Friday is winding down. Hey did you guys know that Wyatt Earp is
buried in my backyard. Well, not EXACTLY in my backyard. There's too many
dead cars back there. Just ask MIke Miller. Anyhighway, Mr. Earp is buried in
Colma. Just a block or two from my humble abobe (that's adobe to you Stan).

BenT