A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.
'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make me dizzy.'
'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!'
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A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time
playing computer games.

In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention
on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, 'When Abe Lincoln
was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.'

The son replied, 'Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was
The President of The United States!!!'