<<Incidentally, if you have out-of-state plates and are getting sluggish
service at an Oregon gas station, the quickest way to get an attendant to
show up is to act like you're going to pump the gas yourself.  It's
illegal for them to let you do it.  This probably works in New Jersey,
too.>>

Actually, it does work in NJ, sometimes, such as on the Turnpike.  If you
really, REALLY want quicker service, you need to have a large-breasted
blonde female in the driver's seat.   (there may even be scientific data to
support this) (g)