The leather in the "leather and fabric" seats must mean they have been
reupholstered using the hides of a very rare breed of bovine: the synthocow.

By anti-lock brakes the seller probably means that the brakes are
non-functioning, thus incapable of locking.

Bruce

>From: JordanVw@AOL.COM
>Reply-To: JordanVw@AOL.COM
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>Subject: misrepresentation on ebay...
>Date: Wed, 10 Jul 2002 13:36:40 EDT
>
>check out this ad..  see how many misrepresentations you can find...
>what people will do to sell a car...
>
>http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1842738976

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