The Lost Chapter of Genesis

 Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God
 asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
 talk to.

 God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
 be a woman.

 He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for  you, she will cook for
 you, and when  you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

 She will always agree  with every decision you  make and she will not
 nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
 a disagreement. She will praise you!

 She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the  middle
 of the night to take care of them.

 She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
 passion whenever you need it."

 Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

 God replied, "An arm and a leg."

 Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

 Of course the rest is history....