I was barbecuing one of those Beer chickens ............. you know the
ones you cook over a can of beer.
Well I missed something while reading the instructions and I invented
Claymore Chicken.
Why didn't they print "open the beer can first" in bold or color print?
Wow! we had chicken parts on the roof, hanging on the power lines.
I'm just glad Mike Miller was holding it when it went off.

Stan

On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 16:34:56 -0500 Fredrich Hesterberg
<FredsVW@WEBTV.NET> writes:
> Mein Gott Mr Stan.
> This is not normal thing.
> Not here.

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