Uh huh, suuure... off road with a syncro?  Nah, we just follow those Lincoln
Navigutters around to the latte shop, the haredresser (sic), the deli, and
the Martha Stewart Origami lectures.

Scheissroccos we usta callem.  The average beater Quantum Syncro can do
wonders.  A reasonably modified syncro has the requisite ground clearance
and torque to whopass all over most doodah SUVs.

This fellow can visit John Wessels site www.euromog.com just to see what CAN
be done.  Or he can show up at the next Syncro de Mayo and try his hand in
person.

I suspect he will be properly re-oriented in his thinking.

pensioner (slave to a reasonably modified syncro)

po' but proud