In a message dated 7/21/02 8:53:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
FredsVW@WEBTV.NET writes:

<< I know the aboriginies eat snakes, and dogs.
  Filipino's eat cats and canaries
 The gypsys in Europe eat anything, we are not there.
 Please tell me why the cat is on your plate.  >>

Mr Fred,

Now you are to sound slike you have monkey brain in der noggin'. Der reazon
ve haf no canaries in the Philippines is because they never had any to begi
with. Not because Filipinos eat them. I don't know about cats either. Maybe
cats that don;t go meow. Now there is a reason why they do not have Germans,
Transylvanians, mad dogs, or Englishmen. I heard they taste reallly good in
Filipino stew.

BenT Toopenthiscano Whoopass