

| Subject: | Re: Ford Excursion is DEAD ? |
| From: | Harmon Seaver |
| Date: | Wed, 31 Jul 2002 18:20:56 -0500 |
Gawd, what absolute bullshit! There's no comparison between the amerikan crappola detroit garbage and the wonderful Japanese and German offroad stuff. You really think ford makes a decent product on any scale? I feel for you, guy. Have you even looked at the German and Austrian 4wd products? And, in fact, that's what US forces are using in Europe -- not ferds, not humvees. There's no such thing as an amerikan made "good" vehicle. If it's designed here and/or built here, it's pure crap. Even VW's built here are crap compared to the German product. On Wed, Jul 31, 2002 at 06:54:27PM -0500, Stan Wilder wrote: > Each time the American Auto Industry gets one up on the foreign > competition they don't know how to handle their success. > It looks like Ford would realize that they could control the World Market > in mass produced Bullet Proof vehicles with a massive vehicle like the > Excursion. > Wouldn't it be more wonderful to see all of those UN terrorism > investigation teams riding around in Bullet Proof White Excursion units > than those tinny little Toyota vehicles. > The Excursion had great potential as a military staff car, bullet proof > of course. > The FBI would love them, the CIA would love them since they could haul > great tonnage of riot equipment and they would be so heavy that a wild > crowd of rioters couldn't roll them over. > They sit so high that someone sitting in an adjacent car would have to > get out and stand up to get a shot at you or just accept a ricochet. > I'm not an avid Ford fan but they got to be better than the forever > broken Hum-V that we're currently using as desert transportation. > If Robert McNamira was still on a presidents staff he would move an > Excursion production line to Texas and George Bush would insist on > continued production. > Look what George has done for the Osprey production ........... condemned > the Aircraft and Re-Funded the project. > > Just a thought. > Stan Wilder > > > ----------------- Clip ---------------------> > > http://www.msnbc.com/news/788016.asp?0dm=T13IB > > > > > > quote: > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------- > > The Ford Motor Co. has decided not to build a second > > generation of the Excursion sport utility vehicle, the > > New York Times reported Wednesday, citing people close > > to Ford s future product program. > > > > THE EXCURSION, seven feet tall and able to seat a > > softball team, was oft criticized as the auto > > industry s most visible symbol of sport utility > > vehicle excess, the paper said, and is expected to be > > discontinued at the end of the 2004 model year. > > > > Introduced in 1999 as a 2000 year model, the end of > > production will mean the Excursion lasted just one > > generation. > > > > Sarah Tatchio, a spokeswoman for Ford, declined to > > confirm to the Times whether the company would drop > > the 19-foot vehicle, which gets 10 miles a gallon, is > > too long to fit in many garages and takes up two > > conventional city parking spaces. > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------- > > > > BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MWHAHAHAHA! YES!!! THANK YOU FORD!!! > > could it be that someone at ford actually had a moment > > of lucid, logical thought? > > > > wow. > > > > > > (every body cheer with me) > > > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! YES!! > > > > > > > > *big smile* > > > > FORD: Excursion offers an impressive 165 cubic feet of > > available cargo space. That's about eight times the > > trunk volume of a full-size passenger car. > > > > TRANSLATION: Some other things you might be able to > > relate this to: > > *About the size of your first apartment after college > > *Could hold 10 cubicles, and a water cooler > > *Enough room for optional lap pool > > > > I really hate all the SUVs there > > > > Now I'll just have to figure out how to decomission > > all the existing ones on the road... > > > > i repeat > > > > > > I really hate all the SUVs there > > > > Now I'll just have to figure out how to decomission > > all the existing ones on the road... > > > > and again > > > > I really hate all the SUVs there > > > > Now I'll just have to figure out how to decomission > > all the existing ones on the road... > > > > once more for good measure. > > > > this calls for a celebration of some sort :) > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be > > happy. " > > - H. L. Mencken > > "Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls > > to live in the real world." > > -Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden > > More Quotation fun @ http://nerddom.8m.com/quotes.html > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > > http://health.yahoo.com > > > > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. -- Harmon Seaver CyberShamanix http://www.cybershamanix.com
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