Wait!

I want to see the rule book!  I thought we were counting cylinders.  I
thought I was being clever.  Dang it.  You got any of those little toys
lying around the crib that make the Moo! sound when you turn them over???

Jeff (The Cheater!)

-----Original Message-----
From: Stephen Steele [mailto:steeles@horizonview.net]
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 4:36 PM
To: Warner, Jeff (DSIO-MS); vanagonlist
Subject: Re: cylinder index (funny Friday hijinx)

> Sign me up for Cylinder-a-hollics but I won't be cured!  This is too fun
and
> what a great excuse for the wife.  "Yes dear, you know, I'm getting older
> and I just don't think my Cylinder Index is high enough.  Did you see that
> dune buggy for sale down at the corner?"  What fun!
>
> Working from the back of the property to the front:
>
> 6.5 HP Compressor (1) Use it every day

> 3 HP compressor (1) Got to have air in the front garage too right?

FOUL!!   Foul!!!!  I cry FOUL!!!!

We're talking internal combustion engines here.

Jeff's a CHEATER!!!!

Next he'll be adding bicycle pumps and other things that go up and down and
in and out!!!

FOUL!!    FOUL!!!   You give us HONEST Ohio Van owners a bad rap!
--
Stephen
Chillicothe OH