Erick
What language was this translated from? Is this another Babelfish joke? Since
when was an Englishman an "it"?
Enough, I'm out of here.
-Larry

Erick Faith Jimenez wrote:

> HELLO FELLOW LISTEES:
>         JUST A LITTLE JOKE WITH THE INTENTION TO KEEP EVERYBODY IN A GOOD
> MOOD!
>         I HOPE YOU DON�T FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR...
>
> The Englishman and its dream woman.
>
> An English Aristocrat rides every morning with its racehorse by the Hyde
> Park. For some weeks he always meets thereby a beautiful horsewoman. He
> tries to excite everything around the attention of the beautiful unknown
> quantities, failed however. She did not appreciate it of a view. Completely
> desperately he looks for advice with its French friend.
> The Frenchman explains: Friend, you paint tonight your horse green on and
> ride tomorrow as used by the park. The beautiful one will be surprised at
> the color of the horse, and ask why you painted your horse green.
> Close-change:
> Englishman:  "Splendid Idea. In green. And I fuck her."
> Frenchman: . Slowly, slowly. You must behave yourself like a Gentleman and
> implement her with dinner in a nice                       restaurant.
> Englishman:  "Great Dinner. And I fuck her."
> Frenchman:  Not yet. You go then with her into the opera.
> Englishman " Fantastic. Opera, Music. And I fuck her."
> Frenchman:  No, not immediately. You invite her to one weekend to Paris,
> undertake expand romantic walk with her to               the bank of  Seine,
> satin accommodation, Eiffel tower with view over Paris, the city the love.
> Englishman: " Paris. Very good Idea. And I fuck her."
> Frenchman: . Control man. You spend with her still another one week in
> Bangkok, where you take quarter with it in the           Oriental. Over with
> candle light over the bank of the bead river with her to embrace her kidneys
> and you                  can seize her hand...
> Englishman: " Super duper. And I fuck her."
> Frenchman: . Yes, now you could try it.
>
> The Englishman races home, gets from the cellar green color, runs into the
> stable and paints his horse green on.
> Before loud excitement he hardly finds sleep at the night. It saddles next
> morning in joyful expectation its horse and rides in the Hyde Park. There he
> meets again his dream woman and.... oh miracle, she rode on it to and asked:
> "Sir, may I ask you why you have painted your horse in green??"
> Englishman:      " To fuck you in Bangkok."
>
> Erick Faith '90 westy "ELKE"
> San Jos� Costa Rica (Central America)