And you wonder why i'm in chemistry....
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We know why you're in chemistry; You're an undercover industrial
espionage agent working for Orkin Exterminators developing insecticides
that make roaches reproduce ten times as fast after they take a two day
nap.
I hear they recently developed a product for humans that does the same
thing.
I think they call it Viagra.
Sorry the formula slipped out of your lab before you got your patent.
I hear that the fellows that stole it are getting rich.

Stan

On Sat, 17 Aug 2002 17:28:19 -0700 Matthew Pollard <poll7356@UIDAHO.EDU>
writes:
> can't forget my youth (still got'em too. Right here in my office at
> that!)
>
> Poor Man's James Bond (vol 1-3)
> Getting Even
>
> I blew up my parent's kitchen in 8th grade making something from
> Getting
> Even. It worked i suppose.  (email for details i guess). And you
> wonder
> why i'm in chemistry....
>
>
>
> Matthew Pollard          "Racing with the wind and flirting with
> death
> Dept. Of Chemistry        So have a cup of coffee and catch your
> breath"
> University of Idaho
> www.uidaho.edu/~poll7356
>

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