A man drove in his V-gon (Vanagon content) over  to visit his
85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
 "Terrific, wonderful menus.", says the old man.
 "And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?", inquires the grandson.
"No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they
bring me
a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out
like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to
question the nurse in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an
85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a
cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The
chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of
bed."

-[;<)>

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver