Poppy (the puppy) is learning a tough lesson in life. The Squirrels,
Opossums or even the Cats are stealing her chew bones when she leaves
them unattended in the back yard.
Poppy doesn't like the 66 Splittie, there is nowhere that she can sit and
see out of the van. She's ok with the Vanagon because the seats are
higher and she can see out.
The Texas politicians are slinging wet cow patties now that they've
thrown everything else at each other in preparation for the upcoming
governors elections. I believe that Texans invented the Organic Frizby
back in about 1945.
One candidate, Sanchez, has spent 65 million of his own money trying to
get elected. Sanchez is about as Mexican as Lannie Grenier. (check my
spelling)
The incumbent Governor (left by George Bush Jr.) ran Farmers Insurance
Company out of Texas leaving 220,000 homeowners looking for replacement
insurance at higher rates.
Lindon Johnson enabled many Texans to become immortal during his reign as
Governor, Senator and President. There were many Dead Texans that showed
up at the polls to cast their vote. Wonder if these new politicians have
the power to resurrect the dead like ole' Lindon.
If you're visiting Texas and you see a bunch of suit and tie guys
wandering around cemeteries with note pads they're getting ready for a
resurrection of the dead on election day.
One candidate on the TV says he's going to get rid of Internet Porn just
at the same moment I'm deleting my unsolicited porn in my e-mail. They'll
use that to invent a way to charge you for every E-mail that you send.
Just like Alcohol, Cigarettes and Drugs the government will turn its head
if they get their share of the gold.
Hola! Senior. Austin Texas has a law that states that there can only be
one vehicle per licensed driver 'in your driveway'. This of course
excludes vehicles you hide in your garage or those you park on the
street, in your back yard. If you're lucky enough to have ten licensed
drivers living in your two bedroom home you can pave your front yard for
parking and that is becoming common place.

Stan Wilder

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