Back in the 70s while at a dinner party as a guest I wandered into the
kitchen and noticed the hostess washing dishes.
I ventured a comment to the host "don't you have a dishwasher?"
His reply "Sure she's right there at the sink".
You guessed it, on my next visit there was a shiny new dishwasher
installed.
Some things are best left unsaid.

Stan Wilder

On Fri, 18 Oct 2002 20:27:30 EDT John Carpenter <Trvlr2001@AOL.COM>
writes:
> In a message dated 10/18/02 9:58:26 AM, pokey@VANAGON.ORG writes:
>
> << I have a Coleman Griddle >>
>
> An utterly useless device for anything other than heating frozen
> waffles.
> Especially when I cant cook worth a darn!
> Now then In my estimation,
> The Ultimate cooker keeps me company, on course?, and warm & fuzzy
> at night!
> Now, If I can just get her to get up first, turn on the heater &
> make the
> coffee!
> And Dont you dare tell her I said this!!!!!!!
> John C.
> SLC, UT
> 85 Westaru...
> PS: Soon to be eating cold beans out of the can ;)
>
>

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