Old farts like me aren't married.
After a couple of marriages and raising two sons some of the romance goes
out of your life.
When the boys left I just took to shacking up with topless dancers.
I've even sworn off the dancers now and have replaced them with a
friendly dog.

Stan

On Fri, 18 Oct 2002 20:53:53 -0700 "Aristotle Sagan"
<killer_jupiter@hotmail.com> writes:
>
> It's Friday... What's your significant other's email address?
>
> just curious.
>
> *L*
>
> tim in san jose
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> >Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> >To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> >Subject: Re: The Ultimate cooker...
> >Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 19:43:57 -0500
> >
> >Back in the 70s while at a dinner party as a guest I wandered into
> the
> >kitchen and noticed the hostess washing dishes.
> >I ventured a comment to the host "don't you have a dishwasher?"
> >His reply "Sure she's right there at the sink".
> >You guessed it, on my next visit there was a shiny new dishwasher
> >installed.
> >Some things are best left unsaid.
> >
> >Stan Wilder
> >
> >On Fri, 18 Oct 2002 20:27:30 EDT John Carpenter
> <Trvlr2001@AOL.COM>
> >writes:
> > > In a message dated 10/18/02 9:58:26 AM, pokey@VANAGON.ORG
> writes:
> > >
> > > << I have a Coleman Griddle >>
> > >
> > > An utterly useless device for anything other than heating
> frozen
> > > waffles.
> > > Especially when I cant cook worth a darn!
> > > Now then In my estimation,
> > > The Ultimate cooker keeps me company, on course?, and warm &
> fuzzy
> > > at night!
> > > Now, If I can just get her to get up first, turn on the heater
> &
> > > make the
> > > coffee!
> > > And Dont you dare tell her I said this!!!!!!!
> > > John C.
> > > SLC, UT
> > > 85 Westaru...
> > > PS: Soon to be eating cold beans out of the can ;)
> > >
> > >
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