I remember Bob Hoover writing some instructions on how to make one out of
an old oil-bash air cleaner, once.  It was tongue-in-cheek but it sounded
like it just might work.

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  __ _ _   _| | |  | David M. Brodbeck (N8SRE)              Ypsilanti, MI
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 \__, |\__,_|_|_| "I thought it was another false start in the never-
 |___/             ending, weird hope that within our lifetime, we could
                   actually make a robot that could potentially turn on
                   us humans and kill us.  Mankind will have accomplished
                   something when that day comes."  -- John C. Dvorak