Stan,
I am convinced! Sign me up for the "sure fire package".
Just 2 important questions:
Can i get an upgrade from Pepsi to a case of "Genuine Wasser Pilssner"?
Are those Smoki Mountain oak leaves?
Is your assistant Poppy certified by VW of Turkestan?
Leon
85 Airless in LA

12/7/02 6:12:54 PM, Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> wrote:

>The latest trend for Waser Boxer owners is to convert to highly
>dependable Japanese or In line VW engines.
>As an alternative I've put together a sure fire package to make your Van
>dependable.
>The conversion kit comes with a genuine shade tree rebuilt Air Cooled
>Engine built by "layman Vanagon owners(and Stan Wilder)" and his
>associate of 12 weeks, Poppy.
>Famous "Incomplete(half-assed)reconditioning and air-cooled "P&P
>mechanics".
>"they readily adopt the dumb ass opinion that The WBX technology is
>useless junk and the simplistic former air-cooled technology is the way
>to go".
>The engine comes with Stan's famous Kentucky Single Barrel Shotgun
>Carburetor so you never have to worry about injectors again.
>It eliminates all but one simple fuel line.
>Each conversion kit comes with oak leaves and a case of Pepsi.
>http://www.williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/turkey.jpg
>
>Stan Wilder
>
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