If this van is a rockin' don't come a nockin'...

---- Original message ----
>Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 13:19:45 -0600
>From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
>Subject: Friday - Bumper Sticker Contest
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>
>Lets see who can come with the most appropriate VW, Vanagon
bumper
>sticker.
>Don't elaborate, just the few words you'd use on your bumper
sticker if
>you knew you wouldn't get short, rammed or go to jail for
having it
>there.
>If you got ten of them post the ten.
>Some of my favorites are:
>I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.
>I'm not sure my insurance is working, get a little closer.
>Bumpers for these things cost $4000.00, find out now!
>Insurance? We don't need no stinkin' insurance!
>Security provided by Smith & Wesson.
>If you can read this it's too late to hit your brakes.
>I don't brake for Cats or Squirrels.
>Beware of falling parts.
>Please tell me if I'm blowing oil out.
>That stuff on your windshield ain't bugs, its tobacee.
>To avoid Sudden Death Syndrome, Back Off.
>
>Stan
>
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