One I saw on a Splittie once:

 MY FAST = YOUR SLOW
 PASS WITH A SMILE!

Simple, but it gets the message across!

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  __ _ _   _| | |  | David M. Brodbeck (N8SRE)              Ypsilanti, MI
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 \__, |\__,_|_|_| "To the optimist, the glass is half full.  To the
 |___/             pessimist, the glass is half empty.  To the engineer,
                   the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."