how about.

Trucks are for Sissy's.
Too slow Too Bad.
If this van is rockin don't bother knockin. :)

On 13 Dec 2002, Dana Showers wrote:

> One I actually have...
>
> "My kid beat up your honor student"
>
> One that I am going to make for my 01 TDI New
> Beetle...
>
> "45 MPG, How about you?"
>
> Dana