Don't Die Wondering

Happy Friday,
bmc  :)

Ben McCafferty
ben@volkscafe.com

Volks Cafe
1823 Soquel Avenue
Santa Cruz, CA  95062
831-426-1244
http://www.volkscafe.com

> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 13:19:45 -0600
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Friday - Bumper Sticker Contest
>
> Lets see who can come with the most appropriate VW, Vanagon bumper
> sticker.
> Don't elaborate, just the few words you'd use on your bumper sticker if
> you knew you wouldn't get short, rammed or go to jail for having it
> there.
> If you got ten of them post the ten.
> Some of my favorites are:
> I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.
> I'm not sure my insurance is working, get a little closer.
> Bumpers for these things cost $4000.00, find out now!
> Insurance? We don't need no stinkin' insurance!
> Security provided by Smith & Wesson.
> If you can read this it's too late to hit your brakes.
> I don't brake for Cats or Squirrels.
> Beware of falling parts.
> Please tell me if I'm blowing oil out.
> That stuff on your windshield ain't bugs, its tobacee.
> To avoid Sudden Death Syndrome, Back Off.
>
> Stan
>
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