In a message dated 12/14/02 8:28:16 AM, cmathis@HOUSTON.RR.COM writes:

<< one of our guys decided
to Armor-All the interior of the Suburban.  He made sure to do the steering
wheel and that big ole wiiiide bench seat! >>

That guy might have been my kid brother.  Years ago, he offered to clean my
new Triumph Bonneville.  I figured he would sit on it, going va-room, va-room
and I would get a clean machine out of the deal.  His good intentions
resulted in me wanting to put out his lights.  When he was done, he had
"waxed" my new Dunstall mufflers, which were finished in a black crinkle
coating, and, as a finishing touch, he had lovingly applied Armor-All to the
seat and foot pegs.  Now that I think of it, maybe he was trying to let me
know how he really felt about me.  NEVER bought a bottle of Armor-All again.

George