----- Original Message -----
From: "Tor" <tor@tor.cc>
To: "*Tor's Tours" <list@tor.cc>
Sent: Thursday, December 26, 2002 8:28 PM
Subject: Mafia

> A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out
> of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather
> brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
>
> The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you
> embezzled from me?"
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million
> dollars is hidden.
>
> The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
> The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
> talking about."
>
> That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
> underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
>
> The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
> tell him!"
>
> The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
> buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
>
> The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
>
> The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
> trigger."
>