We had that partridge for Christmas dinner ...............

Stan

On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 22:13:25 -1000 Ed Sato <edsato@juno.com> writes:
> You forgot "and a partridge in a pear tree" Aloha, Ed
>
>
>
> On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 09:29:02 -0600 Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> writes:
> > I'm collecting parts and equipment to help Larry on his great
> > adventure.
> > Here's what I've got so far:
> > 1 bicycle, to get him from his van to remote toilet facilities at
>
> > state
> > parks.
> > 1 portable potty for nighttime emergencies.
> > 1 Mini-Motorcycle for parts runs and to carry two gallons of extra
>
> > fuel.
> > 1 Vanagon Syndrome Parts Kit with instructions.
> > 2 Large backup lights for getting out of Grocery parking lots
> > safely.
> > 1 Case ranch style beans.
> > 1 Case Chili.
> > 3 Large bottles of Rollaids.
> > 1 Large bottle of Pepto Bismol.
> > 1 Case mosquito repellent.
> > 1 Case wasp and hornet spray.
> > 1 Paint ball gun so Deer are always in season, also used for
> > marking
> > Feral cats.
> > 1 Honda Generator so he can power his computer and recharge his
> > 2,3,4 van
> > batteries.
> > 2 Gallons of antifreeze.
> > 4 feet of fuel FI line.
> > 1 extra fuel pump.
> > 1 extra fuel filter.
> > 2 Quarts Berryman B12 for getting water and trash out of his
> fuel.
> > 1 Case 20/50w engine oil.
> > 1 Folding Army Cot with Mosquito net (he won't have enough room to
>
> > sleep
> > in his Westy).
> > 1 Quart of brake fluid.
> > 10 Barry Manalow CDs so he'll appreciate local radio.
> > 1 Satellite dish for uploading his daily travel reports and
> watching
> > 231
> > TV channels.
> > 1 30 Quart Ice Chest.
> > 1 Junk Box, whatever will fit after everything else is loaded.
> > 2 Pillows, 2 sheets, 2 blankets.
> > 1 Down Filled Jump suit.
> > 1 Down filled Sleeping bag.
> > 1 Fuzzy hat with ear flaps.
> > 1 Pair Hiking Boots.
> > 1 Pair Walking Boots.
> > 2 Pair Dr, Sholes shoe liners.
> > 1 Case Jack Daniels.
> > 1 Bottle Tylenol.
> > 1 Box soda crackers.
> > 1 Vanagon / Westy side tent.
> > 1 Pressure regulator for City water inlet port.
> > 1 Bumper sticker "This Westy protected by Smith & Wesson"
> > 1 USA Road Atlas (Trucker Version).
> > 1 CB Radio.
> > 1 CB Handbook so he'll know how to get roadside assistance from
> > truckers.
> > 1 Laptop computer with 12v inverter.
> > 12 Spare fuses.
> > 12 Spare high voltage tail light / side marker / turn lamp bulbs.
> > 2 Fire Extinguishers.
> > 1 Fishing Tackle Box.
> > 1 Minnow bucket.
> > 1 Rod and reel.
> > 1 Jar catfish bait.
> > 1 Bottle of bleach.
> > 1 Toolbox.
> > 1 Bentleys combination repair manual and cruise control activation
>
> > book.
> > 2 Bath towels.
> > 4 Hand towels.
> > 4 Wash Cloths.
> > 12 Paper Dinner Plates.
> > 12 Styrofoam Drinking Cups.
> > 1 Standard camp type coffee pot.
> > 1 3 Cup electric coffee maker.
> > 1 Can of Coffee.
> > 1 Tube suntan / sunscreen oil.
> > 1 Swimming suit.
> > 1 Set Flippers.
> > 1 Portable tire inflator.
> > 1 Pair jumper cables.
> > 4 Spare Spark plugs.
> > 1 Spare Distributor Cap.
> > 1 Spare set of ignition cables.
> > 2 Spare CVs with boots and grease also 12 point fasteners.
> > 1 Bottle Jack w / handle.
> > 1 Cheater bar for use with OEM Lug wrench.
> > 4 Wheel chocks.
> > 1 Assortment of ropes and bungee cords.
> > 1 Cellular Phone, w / extra batteries.
> > 1 200 minute phone card.
> > 1 Pair of sun glasses.
> > 1 Pair night driving glasses.
> > 1 Get out of Jail Free card.
> > 125,000 Frequent Flyer Air miles.
> > 1 Portable TV/VCR/DVD 12v/120v & battery pack.
> > 1 Classic Video Collection, Eraser head, Gone With The Wind, The
> > Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Its a Good Life, 2001 A Space Odyssey
> > and
> > others to be added as contributed by list members.
> > 1 Bottle Ani-Fog for windows.
> > 1 Bottle Windex.
> > 2 Rolls of Paper Towels.
> > 2 Rolls Toilet Paper.
> > 1 357 Magnum.
> > 1 Hair Brush.
> > 1 Comb.
> > 1 Toothbrush.
> > 1 Shaving kit.
> > 1 Portable mirror.
> > 1 Hot Pot holder.
> > 3 Gallons Drinking Water.
> > 1 Dash top junk tray.
> > 3 Vanagon only cup and drink holders.
> > 2 Magnifier spots for outside mirrors.
> > 2 Hose clamps to lock outside mirrors in position.
> > 1 Roll of Duct Tape
> > 1 Roll of Electrical tape
> > 1 Pair Farmers Overalls
> > 1 Western Style Straw Hat.
> > 1 Guitar
> > 1 Harmonica
> > 1 Concertina
> > 1 Each, Idiots guide to Playing the Guitar, Harmonica and
> > Concertina.
> > ----------------------------
> > Got anything else to add?
> >
> > Stan Wilder
> >
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