I want one of those pot tops.

Mike

On 12/31/02 9:24 AM, "Stan Wilder" <wilden1@JUNO.COM> wrote:

> My Vanagon or Westy is paid for.
> My Van Qualifies for cheap insurance.
> My Van has brakes.
> My Van has tires.
> My Van has windshield wipers.
> My Van has a pot top roof.
> My Van has a stove.
> My Van has a refrigerator.
> My Van has beds for four friendly people.
> My Van has a canine front seat heater.
> My Van has a kitchen sink.
> My Van has mag wheels.
> My Van has windshield washers.
> My Van has a great engine.
> My Van has a great transmission.
> My Van has a current state inspection sticker.
> My Van has a water holding tank.
> My Van has charm.
> My Van has a feral cat trapping devise.
> My Van has heat most of the time.
> My Van marks its spot when I park it.
> My Van has super bright SA headlights (revenge on SUVs).
> My Van has super bright tail lights, weeping lenses.
> My Van has a locking gas cap.
> My Van has a cool Audio System.
> My Van has a good paint job.
> My Van has neat hiding places for my militia supplies.
> My Van has swivel seats.
> My Van has reclining seats.
> My Van has sun visors.
> My Wife can Cook.
> I make my own beer Hic! Hic!
> My Neighbor has an SUV and a $500.00 a month car note.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and a $300.00 a month insurance payment.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and a $200.00 a month maintenance.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and a $ 800.00 a month in depreciation.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and he's never seen a gravel road.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and is upside down in the note.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and he isn't about to let his dog ride in it.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and I can't tell the difference between the brands
> of SUVs.
> My Neighbor has an SUV just like everybody on the block, some have two or
> three.
> My Neighbor has an SUV and has the same For Sale sign on it for three
> years now, beginning to fade, needs new signs.
> Every time an American buys a $40,000.00 SUV, 40,000 Japanese break out
> laughing.
> If he pay $50,000.00 for one they have to be hospitalized with split
> sides.
>
> Stan Wilder
>
>> Better not leave home, your going to eat up by some SUV--
>
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