----- Original Message -----
From: "Stan Wilder"

Subject: Think Positive to start your new year

> My Neighbor has an SUV and I can't tell the difference between the brands
> of SUVs

I saw lots of  SUV packages on a long drive to So Cal in my Vanagon (RVC)
last month.  Maybe I can help you out.   These are my top three favorites:

1)  The "Barbie and Ken On Safari" Land Rover Discovery, offering an
optional observation deck and tripod mount, in case any Wildebeast
migrations pass through your neighborhood.

2)  The "Contractor Ken" F350 Super Duty pickup, with optional designer
scuff marks for the bed, so it looks like something has actually been hauled
with it.

3)  The "Self-Actualized Barbie" Ford Expedition with built-in cell phone
and entertainment center, so you don't have to waste your time talking to
your kids when you drive anymore.

Not that I have any opinions about absurdly conspicuous consumption...

Tom Salicos
'87 Westy Syncro
'76 Bug daily driver

"Please end this thread immediately!"     :o)