*LOL*

On 01 Jan 2003, Tom Salicos wrote:

> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Stan
> Wilder"
>
> Subject: Think Positive to start your new year
>
> > My Neighbor has an SUV and I can't tell the
> > difference between the brands of SUVs
>
> I saw lots of SUV packages on a long drive to
> So Cal in my Vanagon (RVC) last month. Maybe I
> can help you out. These are my top three
> favorites:
>
> 1)  The "Barbie and Ken On Safari" Land Rover
>     Discovery, offering an optional
>     observation deck and tripod mount, in case
>     any Wildebeast migrations pass through
>     your neighborhood.
>
> 2)  The "Contractor Ken" F350 Super Duty
>     pickup, with optional designer scuff marks
>     for the bed, so it looks like something
>     has actually been hauled with it.
>
> 3)  The "Self-Actualized Barbie" Ford
>     Expedition with built-in cell phone and
>     entertainment center, so you don't have to
>     waste your time talking to your kids when
>     you drive anymore.
>
> Not that I have any opinions about absurdly
> conspicuous consumption...
>
> Tom Salicos '87 Westy Syncro '76 Bug daily
> driver
>
> "Please end this thread immediately!" :o)