i want the first rag top vanagon.. hehe

On 31 Dec 2002, Mike Miller wrote:

> I want one of those pot tops.
>
> Mike
>
> On 12/31/02 9:24 AM, "Stan Wilder"
> <wilden1@JUNO.COM> wrote:
>
> > My Vanagon or Westy is paid for. My Van
> > Qualifies for cheap insurance. My Van has
> > brakes. My Van has tires. My Van has
> > windshield wipers. My Van has a pot top
> > roof. My Van has a stove. My Van has a
> > refrigerator. My Van has beds for four
> > friendly people. My Van has a canine front
> > seat heater. My Van has a kitchen sink. My
> > Van has mag wheels. My Van has windshield
> > washers. My Van has a great engine. My Van
> > has a great transmission. My Van has a
> > current state inspection sticker. My Van has
> > a water holding tank. My Van has charm. My
> > Van has a feral cat trapping devise. My Van
> > has heat most of the time. My Van marks its
> > spot when I park it. My Van has super bright
> > SA headlights (revenge on SUVs). My Van has
> > super bright tail lights, weeping lenses. My
> > Van has a locking gas cap. My Van has a cool
> > Audio System. My Van has a good paint job.
> > My Van has neat hiding places for my militia
> > supplies. My Van has swivel seats. My Van
> > has reclining seats. My Van has sun visors.
> > My Wife can Cook. I make my own beer Hic!
> > Hic! My Neighbor has an SUV and a $500.00 a
> > month car note. My Neighbor has an SUV and a
> > $300.00 a month insurance payment. My
> > Neighbor has an SUV and a $200.00 a month
> > maintenance. My Neighbor has an SUV and a $
> > 800.00 a month in depreciation. My Neighbor
> > has an SUV and he's never seen a gravel
> > road. My Neighbor has an SUV and is upside
> > down in the note. My Neighbor has an SUV and
> > he isn't about to let his dog ride in it. My
> > Neighbor has an SUV and I can't tell the
> > difference between the brands of SUVs. My
> > Neighbor has an SUV just like everybody on
> > the block, some have two or three. My
> > Neighbor has an SUV and has the same For
> > Sale sign on it for three years now,
> > beginning to fade, needs new signs. Every
> > time an American buys a $40,000.00 SUV,
> > 40,000 Japanese break out laughing. If he
> > pay $50,000.00 for one they have to be
> > hospitalized with split sides.
> >
> > Stan Wilder
> >
> >> Better not leave home, your going to eat up
> >> by some SUV--
> >
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