Stupid Quotes

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -
but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think
it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think
lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's
true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't
heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline
with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."

- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach
Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or
eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Yikes!  They are breathing our air!!

Happy Friday,
Brian

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