On Fri, 10 Jan 2003, Brian T. wrote:

> "I invented the internet".
> - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

In the interest of keeping the record straight, he never actually said
that.  He said something that meant the same thing, really, but "I
invented the Internet" is a misquote.  Sorta like how the words "play it
again Sam" never actually occur in the movie _Casablanca_.