

| Subject: | Re: Friday humor: How many list members does it take to change a light bulb? |
| From: | Ben McCafferty |
| Date: | Fri, 10 Jan 2003 18:43:14 -0700 |
I think it also takes a few syncro list members to tell the sender that it's spelled "light" and not "lighht" as well..... cheers, bmc :) Ben McCafferty ben@volkscafe.com Volks Cafe 1823 Soquel Avenue Santa Cruz, CA 95062 831-426-1244 http://www.volkscafe.com > From: David Brodbeck <gull@CYBERSPACE.ORG> > Reply-To: David Brodbeck <gull@CYBERSPACE.ORG> > Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 19:37:08 -0500 > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: Friday humor: How many list members does it take to change a light > bulb? > > How many message board members does it take to change a light bulb? > > Answer: 1,331 > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light > bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the > light bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light > bulbs > > 53 to flame the spell checkers > > 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames > > 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb > discussion and its inappropriateness to this board > > 109 to post that this board is not about light bulbs and to please take > this to private email exchange. > > 203 to demand that cross posting to other boards about changing light > bulbs be stopped > > 111 to defend the posting to this board saying that we all use light > bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant. > > 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to > this board which makes light bulbs on topic. > > 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where > to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for > this technique, and what brands are faulty > > 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected > URLs > > 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all > headers, footers, sig lines and then add "Me Too." > > 12 to post that they are leaving the board never to return because they > cannot handle the light bulb controversy > > 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." > > 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb! FAQ > > 48 to propose new change, lite bulb board > > 47 to say there is already a light bulb board > > 143 to ask if anyone ever did change the light bulb.
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