

| Subject: | F/ ok one last Friday Funny, "project Metrication" |
| From: | Alistair Bell |
| Date: | Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:01:47 -0800 |
I couldn't help myself :)
Alistair
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Project Metrication
In view of the continued movement toward metrication, we should
be eliminating archaic English measurements from our calculations. One
such measurement which is used a great deal in project planning is the
"milestone", derived from two English measurements, the mile (a unit of
distance) and the stone (a unit of mass equal to 14 pounds*). Converting
to metric equivalents, we find:
1 mile = 1.609344 km = 1609.344 m
1 stone = 14 lbs = 6.350288 kg
so that
1 milestone = 10219.80447 kg-m
or, approximately (if approximations are not too abhorrent to practitioners
of such an exact science as project planning):
1 milestone ~ 10K kilogram-meters
This suggests derived measurements: project momentum (milestones per
second)
and project force (milestones per second squared).
Even if metrication is not a priority, there is still a more elegant
reformulation of the milestone as:
1 Milestone = 28,672 dram-furlongs
Since "dram-furlong" is a somewhat cumbersome appellation, I suggest
"damlong"
as an abbreviation. Then we could refer to projects which take "2 damlong."
* OK, I know that pounds are weight and kilograms are for mass. Gimme
a break! [:-), Anticipated nit-pick department]
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