Is there government sponsored rehab for this Stan?
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Ok this is how it came down.
First Wife got the Woodworking shop.
Second Wife got the Hydraulic Hose Company.
My boys left home and I sold the Ski Boat, ATVs.
Got tired of dodging BMW Yuppies so I sold my BMW Motorcycle.
Brakes failed on my MG Midget and after 11 years I parted with it (wonder
if the buyer has killed himself yet in that death trap?)
Did a power on inverted spin in a Cessna 150, nearly sucked the wings off
so I quit flying.
Closed my construction company because I couldn't speak Spanish.
Rented out the construction company real estate and make more sitting on
my butt collecting rent on that property than I did working 60 hours a
week in the construction business.
The new dog doesn't need a name because she won't come when I call her
anyway.
The cat skinning business failed because I couldn't come up with a good
Chinese name for cat skin hats.
If it weren't for Vanagons to break the boredom I'd probably start
another business and clog the US econemy with a 'Go For Broke' stock
offering for a company that manufactured nose hair trimmers.
And in reality the list is lots more fun than the darn Vanagon is, it
doesn't break nearly as often.

Stan

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