Stan,

I think you are mistaking punishment for being a slum lord to getting bad
luck from a T-shirt. It's also bad Karma for not posting this on a Friday
instead. You do not need your finger to pick your nose. Just locate a
suitable large wasp nest and sniff around. I guarantee you won't be picking
much after that. Take the money from your insurance company and buy a bunch
of Westies to rent to visiting listmembers. That should atone for your sins.
As for your shower mishap, I heard you didn't have much to lose anyway. Stop
being so cheap and take your van to the local mechanic who knows what he/she
is doing. That's the best way to avoid smashed fingers. Oh yeah. Best remedy
for paper cuts is a squeeze of suitably sour lemon with a dash of Tabasco.

Enjoy,
BenT
slumlord-in-training. CEO for "Stanthuleville". we feature dead aircooled
vanagon westies with perfect bodies welded together for your sleeping
displeasure. email wilden1@juno.com for rates and reservations.