In <20030211.132057.1480.7.wilden1@juno.com>, on 02/11/03
   at 01:11 PM, Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> said:

>I think it is like they had on Saturday Night Live.
>The last desert war was sponsored by "Gulf Oil", hence the name "Gulf
>War".
>I think we're going to have to get another Oil Company to sponsor this
>upcoming desert event or we'll all going to suffer the higher gas prices.
>If you hear of any likely sponsors, please contact Colin Powell so we can
>start driving again.

The feds are way ahead of you.

I believe I already heard the President say "first we have to Mobilize,
then we Exxonize, followed by Shellonization," .... and you can add in
anymore you like.

John