Happy Friday and St. Valentine's Day fellow Vanagoners.

As some of you good Catholics know, Friday is Fish Day. So today is a triple
treat.

V-Day, Fri-Day, & Fish Day.

"When you fish upon a star...
Makes no difference who you are..."

Just when I thought I should stay off filleting the FISH every Friday, the
guy actually Axed for it. The fella musta gotten a red herring for V-Day. As
for me, I performed my obligation this morning with a bouquet of much better
smelling bunch of reds plus a dozen pinks. You guys who haven't done this yet
should do so now. You will find that your significant other is less likely to
complain about your Vanagon if it smells like roses.

Your forehead is red
In your Vanagon so blue
If you've taken it fishing
It must smell like phew.

Take soap to the carwash
A scrub brush to the scum
I do mean that clump of dirt
And not RSF my chum.

BenT

PS:
The President of the United States is seeking opinions concerning his
possible early retirement from office. Your opinion on these matters is
highly valued. Please make sure the word FISH (Federal Integrated Survey
Headquarters) appears in your subject line. Otherwise, your email will not be
ofFISHull.

If you send this email to 50 of your friends in the next 24 hours, you will
receive $50 from RSF (Reserve Slush Fund). Email fish@SALZBURG.CO.AT to file
your claims with the words " $50 claim for FISH" somewhere in the body of
your email.