There were these two SUV owners that had a really great SUV with
thousands of dollars invested in accessories ........... so many
accessories that they were asked to drive in a parade and show off their
unique vehicle.
Things turned badly driving at 2 mph in the parade and the two guys had
to abandon their vehicle because it overheated so badly.
Being many miles from home they inquired about transportation to the end
of the parade route since no auto wrecker could get to their vehicle for
many hours.
A nice fellow name Fiad loaned them a camel for the rest of the parade.
The camel was gentle and it only took a few blocks for the guys to get
adjusted to the sea cruise motion of the camel walking.
Just as the parade route was ended and things were breaking up, it was
necessary now to stop for red lights.
Since the camel had been through thousands of parades he new the routine
and stopped at a red light.
There was automobile traffic mixed with parade vehicles and exotic
animals at this break out parade stretch.
While the camel was stopped a man in a convertible sitting next to the
Camel, said to his wife "Look at the two ass holes on that camel", not
being familiar with camels the two SUV guys got off, walked around to the
back of the camel and lifted his tail to look. "'Y' that is strange said
that he should say that, one SUV guy to the other, I only see one."
Poor SUV were deserted right then when the light changed and the camel
left them standing there looking bewildered.

I hesitate to put my name on this one.

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