I will be away from my email 3/5 - 3/7, possibly being big and important in Maryland, possibly just hiding on a green couch in Sacramento, covered in protective grey cats.

If this is urgent, please phone me.

(Unless you're trying to make my dick bigger, or send me photos of you and your sorority sisters enjoying popsicles. 'Cause ew.) I will try to return your call as soon as I figure out what the heck is going on.