In a message dated 3/6/03 3:14:02 PM Pacific Standard Time, wilden1@JUNO.COM
writes:

<< You guys been slipping out to the great North West where "you can't swing
 a dead cat without hitting a Vanagon or Westy".
 I've been told that there are thousands of Escatorial Green Westies
 there,but you can't see them in the trees.
 I've been saving up my dead cats for the time I get there but I need to
 qualify something: Is it "Swing a cat, that is live"? or is it "swing a
 dead cat ?".
 If it is "swing a live cat", I've got a serious problem here, I just as
 well make hats out of my inventory.
 If it is "swing a live cat", I'll just have to buy from a local feral
 food vendor. >>

esCATorial green indeed. i've seen the book "how to wok your dog" for dog
lovers. so Stan, how about writing something like "cool cat soups" or "cold
cats & cheese"?

BenT